McCain Not Kidding About New Recipe
Grilled Mexican Chicken “Stacked Salad” with Sweet Potato Fries.
Seriously, this recipe is as delicious as it is different. Give it a try! Click here to see just how easy it is to make.
Pessimist Bans Sweet Potato French Fries
Portland, ME
When area resident and local pessimist Mary Jane Borowski heard friends and neighbors gushing over McCain’s new sweet potato french fries they’d all tried, she banned them from her home. “Never heard of them. Don’t need ‘em. Won’t try ‘em. ” Then she crossed her arms and scowled.
Smiling Lunch Not A Hallucination
Cleveland, OH
What was initially reported by area teen Aubrey Miller as a “hallucination” was actually brought on by sheer potato bliss and fun-shaped McCain Smiles. “I thought I was just freaking out because I was craving fries, but then I saw them smiling at me. But it’s all good now.” Then she got mad at her parents for no apparent reason.